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11 May 12 at 12 pm
tags: personal 

heading off to the library soon! at the moment i’m looking for something light and funny, but any suggestions are appreciated. :)

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10 May 12 at 11 am

-Aisha Tyler

this. THIS. like honestly there is nothing more infuriating than listening to people brag about how little they eat. congrats. would you like an award for going the whole day eating only a piece of fruit? i don’t even get it. if you’re trying to make me jealous, it’s really not gonna work. i’d be 10 times more jealous if you told me you had a delicious piece of chocolate cake. why would i be jealous that you only had one apple?

there is nothing wrong with eating healthy, but there’s nothing wrong with treating yourself every once in awhile. a juicy burger once every other week is not going to make you fat. the extra 300 calories in a burger versus a veggie burger will do nothing for you in the long run. chances are, it won’t even show up on the scale the next morning.

starving yourself or skipping meals only backfires in the end anyways. it slows down your metabolism. so when you eat a tiny breakfast, skip lunch, and then eat dinner, although you’re taking in less calories, your metabolism is slower. so you might as well eat a 500 calories lunch.

i just will never understand why people can never treat themselves. one piece of chocolate after lunch does not make you fat. a bacon cheeseburger every couple of weeks will not make you obese. starving yourself and only eating an apple for lunch does not make you healthy. people need to learn how to stay fit, while eating nutritious foods without depriving themselves.

"There’s nothing shameful about chocolate. When you’re on your deathbed, you’re not going to be like, ‘I’m so glad I had that salad.’"

four point ohhhhhhhhh* GPA again. AGAIN.

whaddup prezzie’s list round twoooo.

happpppppppppy. :)

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06 May 12 at 9 am
tags: thanks  tv whore  personal 

i’m home for a month with literally NOTHING to do. soooo, naturally, i’m going to sit on my ass and watch tv all day, errrday.

i’m all caught up on my regular tv shows, so i need something new to watch. my favorites are parks and recreation, 24, the oc, etc…so i literally watch anything haha. anyone have any good tv series suggestions????

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02 May 12 at 8 pm
tags: personal 

i’m not ready to go. i would do anything to get to stay. this school is my home and literally i get pains in my chest when i think about having to go for the summer. i can’t even imagine being a senior. they weren’t kidding when they said college is the best four years of your life. i don’t want to leave.

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30 Apr 12 at 4 pm
tags: personal 

when you want to maintain your 4.0 gpa so badly you think it may kill you.

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28 Apr 12 at 9 pm
tags: personal 

did i mention that last night i met my future husband? he sings and is so perfect. it is beyond irrelevant that he has a girlfriend of two years.

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23 Apr 12 at 8 am
tags: personal 

this is my last monday of classes as a freshman college student.

somebody make time slow down please. i don’t want to grow up.

woops.

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11 Apr 12 at 2 pm
tags: personal 

today is just not my day.

besides the salad i made at the business school for lunch. now, that was fantastic.

but everything else sucks.

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07 Apr 12 at 10 pm
tags: personal 

whoever guesses closest wins $5.

what time will i be booty called tonight? i’m banking on 1:57AM.

but really, fuck you. mainly, fuck you for thinking that i’ll jump right back into your bed just like other girls do. i am NOT like other dumb girls.

i sincerely apologize to anyone who followed me on twitter during the period of time last year when i thought it was the coolest thing to tweet about how drunk i was every time i was drunk. since my best friend does it now all the time, i can see why everyone may have hated me. it’s annoying and immature. so, this is a delayed, but much needed, apology to any of my old twitter followers.

seriously though, my friend has got to stop before i unfollow her.


06 Apr 12 at 8 am

good morning to allll my lovely followers. i’m randomly really happy today. :) i’m going to go ace my calc2 quiz and then do nothing the rest of the day. lazy fridays are my favorite.

tags: personal 
good morning to allll my lovely followers. i’m randomly really happy today. :) i’m going to go ace my calc2 quiz and then do nothing the rest of the day. lazy fridays are my favorite.
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05 Apr 12 at 7 pm
tags: personal 

you know when you start reading an amazing book and you try to read it really slowly so you can just savor every word of it because it’s just that good.

that’s what i’m doing with ‘looking for alaska’ right now. i love john green so so so much that it’s unhealthy. like every sentence gives me chills.

  • i love having my dad edit my papers because he catches little grammatical errors that i never find and then he always proceeds to tell me how good my paper is and it always calms me down and makes me confident before turning it in. :)
  • sometimes when i re-read the paper i just wrote, i don’t even remember writing it. and it always sounds like 100 times better than i remember it sounding when i originally wrote it. makes me happppy.
  • on that note, i believe i have finished my EDL paper! wrote that in record timing for me-and wrote it DURING the week. this never happens because i have this problem where i can only write papers on weekends.
  • i feel really accomplished because i don’t have much to do this week besides study for math.
  • i want there to be new parks and recreation episodes because i’m currently going through withdrawl.
  • how is it already 8:40PM? and how the fuck is it already april 3rd? but like actually.
  • i don’t know what to register for and it’s making me stressed.
  • i’m in love with the dangerous summer.
  • i have instagram on my droid finallllly. yay!
  • since i feel really accomplished after writing my paper, i’m going to treat myself and start re-reading looking for alaska. i just love john green, okay. <3333